remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
What a dumb baby whore.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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