Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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