soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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