Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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