I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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