4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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