That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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