no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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