but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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