508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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