you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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