4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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