i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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