after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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