Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The feeling are messing with the penis
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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