Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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