What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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