idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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