talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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