He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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