I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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