so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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