come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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