thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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