my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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