no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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