I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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