went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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