champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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