3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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