he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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