so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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