I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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