Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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