no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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