i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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