porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Im part way to drunk.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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