You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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