Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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