The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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