bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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