8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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