I heard we made out
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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