I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
