love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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