these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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