I just saw a hot homeless man
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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