nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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