Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize
