im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Come see our sink grown plant.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You ate ashes out of my bong
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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