I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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