Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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