One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
