You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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